Being the super intelligent friend/relative that you are, you deduce that the best place to look for clues to the whereabouts of the Save The Dates is the domicile of the bride and groom. Upon crossing the threshold you are greeted by a small spotted dog, gleefully wagging her tail. The small metal tag dangling from the collar around her neck proclaims her to be Bacon, the tiniest of hounds. As you pet Bacon, two cats walk down the hallway towards you. One is fluffy, whiny and obese, with a vacant look on his face; the other is tiny, crotchedy and glares at you menacingly with his one remaining cross eye. Bacon shoos the cats away and trots over to an open doorway. In the entrance to the darkened room she sits down, her sad brown eyes pleading with you to follow...
If you choose to follow Bacon into the unknown, click HERE.
If you think Bacon is just shamelessly begging for a treat and choose to ignore her, click HERE.
