As you turn your back on Bacon's appeal you feel the floor begin to rumble and shake. You look over your shoulder to see the fat, dumb cat charging down the hall towards you like an elephant, his fluffy pantaloons swinging side to side. He runs into your legs and knocks you on to the ground. The tiny, crabby cat then jumps onto your chest, his one evil eye staring directly into your soul (or out the window to your right, it's hard to tell really). As you are head butted into oblivion you think about all the awesomeness you will miss at the most stupendous wedding ever. If only you had another chance...
If you want to try again to find the rest of the Save The Dates, click HERE to go back to the story.
If you give up on all this already and just want to know the details, click HERE to go to Mike and Caitlin's wedding website to find out all the information you need. Have a question for the couple? Email them at: mikeandcaitlin2011@gmail.com